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golftheology (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Jesus loves me this I know, for the Bible tells me so
ColoradoMikeyS (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Consider a belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so that he can remove from your soul an evil force that is present in humanity because a woman made out of a rib was tricked into eating an apple by a talking snake from a magical tree.Makes perfect sense, no?
digoeshow (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Jesus tu és lindo !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MamaNaija2002 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
JESUS u are Holly...halleluja......
plerionimaxium (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
the lord Jesus gideth my life he is my savior he is my boss for he can do what he want with my life
womenofhearts (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
I never thought it like that, praising is a gift as well. I praise Him because of who He is my life. For those who don't believe read 2 peter 3, God is waiting patiently for thee..Be encourage in Christ my brothers and sisters...
rodyrash (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
What would jesus say to you if he were here today, or in your heart? i could insult you, but that would just make your anger burn higher. there is grace in god. The church wants to help you find this grace. repent and accept jesus. I was just baptized yesterday. i am a new man of god, here to help you. Please repent! Jesus loves you.
asheyblack (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
yeah, but when u trust in the Lord you can get that and more than that. What is more than "several million dollar mansions on the beach front"? The kind of peace that passes all understanding u think u can get that with money? NO PARTNER, DOUBLE NEGATIVE
someleili (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Ou my God. the Holy one Israel. You are worthy of praise,ou yes u are Lord. I wonder how many ppl realise that praise is also a gift to us. How great u have to be that even your praise is a gift to others...ou wow.thats jesus,my jesus :)thank you God for Jesus :) amen
gimmerabies (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
And the homeless junkie said unto Mary, "Let's get it on, biyatch!" And Mary, like Eve before, could not resist the temptor, and fornicated with him for 34 minutes on a pile of bibles. She became with child and, fearful that she would be stoned to death for her adultery, came up with the most rediculous lie every. "I will claim that God knocked me up!" "No one would be stupid enough to believe that!" her husband Joseph said angrily as he slapped her silly. But they went ahead with her plan. |
